(I received this email and I thought it was kinda funny.)
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. Each child will need a wrapped birthday gift for 2 parties during the six weeks, to which the men will RSVP, drop off and pick up.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla, and one marker & get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.
One pet will be distributed to each man and he will be solely responsible for daily feedings & exercise, waste removal, grooming, and at least two veterinary appointments.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function and attend a teacher conference.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply themselves either while driving or making four lunches.
They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished, and hair & eyebrows groomed.
During one
of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach cramps, back aches,
skin breakouts, and have extreme unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from their duties.
They
must attend weekly PTA meetings, synagogue, and find time at least once
to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. He will
happily play board games, Legos, Barbies, Play Doh, as well as color
and read stories whenever the children ask. During the day the TV may
only be tuned to Nickelodeon and he will be responsible for monitoring
the appropriate amount of TV watching per child.
He will need to learn with the children each night, bathe them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.
A test will be given a the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, doctor's name and phone number.
Also each child's favorite color, favorite toy, best friend's name & phone number, favorite snack, favorite story, favorite drink, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better. They will be responsible, during that time, to have the appropriate medication on hand and keep up dosages at the correct time intervals.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins ONLY if... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moments notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over an over again for the next 18-25 years... eventually earning the right to be called...
MOTHER!
After reading the mom and dad tests I've decided to be the child. Of course that could change if you do a survivor 3. Who knows at 50 I may not be able to pass. Trish
Posted by: Trish | April 15, 2005 at 10:19 AM